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February 12, 2006
Dick Cheney, in the Woods, with the Shotgun
The following are all the jokes I've come up with thus far in response to Vice President Cheney shooting his hunting partner.
1. What do Dick Cheney and Aaron Burr have in common?
2. Shortly before the accident, President Bush was overheard saying "You're a heckuva shot, Dick!"
3. Guns don't harm people, Vice Presidents harm people.
4. John Paul Stevens is very glad that he turned down his invitation.
I was trying to come up with a Dan Quayle joke, but it wasn't happening.
UPDATE 2-13-06 @ 18:00
My apologies to Daffy Duck...
We here at Carpetblogger have acquired a transcript of the conversation that lead up to the accident in which Cheney shot one of his donors. My question now is will the Secret Service still allow Cheney to carry a gun?
Harry: VEEP SEASON!
Cheney: LAWYER SEASON!
Harry: VEEP SEASON!
Cheney: VEEP SEASON!
Harry: LAWYER SEASON!
BOOM!
Posted by MikeSager at February 12, 2006 6:14 PM
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Nice Cheney hunting post! I got here on a Blog search, I have just posted on this story with the Aaron Burr connection too. Check it out at: www.debaterelatepontificate.blogspot.com
Posted by: samrocha at February 13, 2006 3:49 PM
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